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Just call me Reverend

Posted by Margaret on Wednesday, Aug 15, 2007

I’ve been ordained. It’s free, it’s easy, it’s quick. Just go to The Universal Life Church Monastery and with a few clicks of the mouse, you can be ordained too. Once ordained, there’s a range of impressive-looking products to help you perform your ministerial duties, including certificates from $10.50, to a ministry-in-a-box for $139.99. They don’t seem to sell dog collars, but maybe I can just make one from some white plastic. Bless you all.

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