Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

DAYTON, TN—A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The Origin Of Species and founder of the modern evolutionary movement—made manifest on a concrete wall in downtown Dayton.

This is exciting news. We will naturally be organising a pilgrimage to see the stain. Stay tuned.